wedding march 2

THE PAGE OF NEWS BITES - infinite boobs:

 "The Page of News Bites" - infinite boobs
1. Election 2010: Maine Governor. Paul LePage (R). wins with 39% of the vote.
2. In what was dubbed "an open conversation with Colby students and Central Maine residents,"
    only heavily vetted questions most palatable to LePage were ever asked.
3. He had a rough start to his administration, with one distraction after another making Mainiacs shake their                        heads and wonder...
4. On the eve of Martin Luther King Jr., Day, Maine's governor Paul LePage told a local television station that the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People can "kiss my butt."
5. Governor Paul LePage's answer to a question last week has prompted last minute claims that he is endorsing both sides...
6. Two polls: one shows him surging in popularity. The other? Not so much.
7. Paul LePage ran away from home at age 11 to escape an abusive father.
8. Paul LePage has now proposed mandatory drug testing for welfare recipients.
9. 29% of Maine’s total population is on some form of welfare.  Was LePage on some form of welfare at 11yo?
10. Governor Paul LePage wants to cut in half Maine's reliance on oil for heating homes....
11. Gov. Paul LePage wants education leaders to pressure lawmakers to pass his cuts to the Department of     Health and Human Services’ budget. If they don’t, he said last week, he’ll cut education budgets.
12. Paul LePage says Maine's teachers are not doing enough...
13. Comments from the governor are that some Mainiacs are staying on unemployment because the benefits are good.
14. LePage said some industries are bringing in workers from Jamaica for jobs that Mainiacs could fill, but don't: opting to stay on public assistance.
15. Maine’s largest state workers union has filed a formal complaint against Gov. Paul LePage and his administration for allegedly negotiating a new contract in bad faith.
16. The governor’s spokeswoman called the complaint "a 21-page press release filled with inaccuracies."
17. He has pledged to back right-to-work legislation that union officials have said would cripple them.
18. Gov. Paul LePage ordered the removal of a 36-foot mural depicting Maine's labor history from the lobby of the Department of Labor.
19. Paul LePage and his allies eliminated same-day voter registration in Maine.
20. On election day, voters chose by a 61-39% margin to restore same-day registration.
21. The Boston Globe has reported that in 2010, Maine registered 60,000 new voters on election day and there
were no proven claims of voter fraud.
22. Paul LePage has pledged to continue the fight to restrict voting rights.
23. The governor pledged to stay out of the casino campaigns.
24. Following the casino's rejection on Tuesday's statewide ballot, some in the former mill city feel betrayed by their native son, Gov. Paul LePage.
25. Where does LePage get these crazy ideas?

26. Paul LePage pledged his support for an all-out effort to deal with the problem.
27. Paul LePage merits praise for acknowledging the problem and pledging his support for corrective action and called his governorship "A cheap shot to Maine people...."

"Probably some spoiled, little brat who lives in Portland and is just lucky that his granddaddy 

was born before him." ~Gov. LePage on 560 WGAN morning show one to two years ago?

A VERY SHORT FLING adapted from Hemingway's A VERY SHORT STORY:

One hot evening in New York they stepped up onto the roof and he could look out over the top of the city. There were skyscrapers. After a while it got dark and the searchlights came out. The others went down and took the bottles with them. He and Mel could hear them below on the balcony. Mel sat on the steps. She was cool and fresh in the hot night.

Mel stayed through the night. He was glad to let her. He sat beside her on the steps and they talked. As they talked, Mel did not get up from the steps. They were only teenagers. He liked Mel. As they sat on the steps he thought of Mel naked.

Before they went back downstairs he seduced her. It was dim and quiet, and there were other people downstairs. It was their first time, but there was not enough time, and luckily they had condoms. They felt as though they were aroused, but they didn't want everyone to know about it, and to make it so they could lose it.

Mel fucked him on the steps so that he got off. Fifteen years old came in a bunch to the two and he sorted fucks by the dates and logged them all straight through in a notebook. They were all about the sex, and how much she loved him and how it was impossible to get along without him and how she wanted to do anything for him.

After the affair he went to Massachusetts for school. Mel would not go to the same school until he could come to New York to meet her. It was understood he would not drink, and he did not want to see his friends or anyone in New York. Only to fuck. On the train from Massachusetts to New York they quarreled on the cell phone about her not being willing to come to Massachusetts for school. When they had to say good-bye, in the station at New Haven on the phone, they were not finished with the quarrel. He felt sick about saying good-bye like that.

He went to New York. Mel did not meet him. It was lonely and rainy there. Staying in the rainy city during fall, a movie director fucked Mel, and she had never known it in the asshole before, and finally called Massachusetts to say that theirs had only been a boy and girl affair. She was sorry, and she knew he would probably not be able to understand, but might some day forgive her, and be grateful to her, and she expected, absolutely unexpectedly, to be in pornographic films. She was satisfied by him as always, but she realized now it was only a boy and girl satisfaction. She hoped he would have a great life, and believed in him absolutely. She knew it was for the best.

The director did not cast Mel at any time. She never heard from her first on the steps again.  A short time after she contracted gonorrhea from a man she met while sharing a taxicab through Central Park.

Polymorphosis - KJV Genesis Ch. 1:

1. In the end, Man created the times and the square.

2. And the square was with edifices, and replete; and neon was upon the façade of the
city. And the Currencies of Man tarried upon the façade of the society.

3. And Man said, Let there be blackouts: and there were blackouts.

4. And Man saw the blackouts, that it was evil: and Man multiplied the blackouts from the neon.

5. And Man called the blackouts Blackouts, and the neon he called Rights. And the electricity and the cocktail were the last right.

6. And Man said, Let there be a network in the midst of the societies, and let it multiply the societies from the society.

7. And Man made the network, and multiplied the societies which were over the network from the society which was the underbelly society: and it was so.

8. And Man called the network Times. And the electricity and the cocktail were the cardinal Right.

9. And Man said, Let the societies over the times be scattered individually into many thoughts, and let the wet-brains disappear: and it was so.

10. And Man called the wet-brains Square(s); and the individual scattering of the societies called he Seers: and Man saw that it was evil.

11. And Man said, Let the square spring forth liquor, the dealer-wielding-weed, and the nut-cases wielding craziness after their differences, whose weed is out of others, under the square: and it was so.

12. And the square sprung forth weed, and dealer-wielding-weed after their differences, and the nut-cases wielding craziness, whose weed was out of others, after their differences: and Man saw that it was evil.

13. And the electricity and the cocktail were the cardinal Right.

14. And Man said, Let there be blackouts in the network of the times to multiply the blackouts from the neon; and let them be for misnomers, and for illogic, and for right, and forgettable:

15. And let them be for blackouts in the network of the times to give blackouts upon the square: and it was so.

16. And Man made two puny blackouts; the puniest blackout to submit to the rights, and the greater blackout to submit to the neon: he made the nook & cranny also.

17. And Man set them in the network of the times to give blackouts upon the square,

18. And to submit under the blackouts and under the rights, and to roll the blackouts with the neon: and Man saw that it was evil.

19. And the electricity and the cocktail were the cardinal Right.

20. And Man said, Let the societies spring forth sparingly the still culture that hath death, and miserly that may bury under the square in the closed network of times.

21. And Man created puny sperms, and every deathly culture that tarries, which the societies sprung forth grudgingly, after their differences, and every binged miser after their differences: and Man saw that it was evil.

22. And Man cursed us, saying, Be crazy, and divide, and empty the society out of the seers, and let misers divide out of the square.

23. And the electricity and the cocktail were the cardinal Right.

24. And Man said, Let the square spring forth the dead culture after their differences, glitterati, and striding person, and urchins of the square after their differences: and it was so.

25. And Man made the urchins of the square after their differences, and glitterati after his differences, and every person that strides upon the square after their differences: and Man saw that it was evil.

26. And Man said, Let us forsake woman in your porno, before your differences: and let them have submission under the semen of the seer, and under the miserly of the grime, and under the glitterati and under all of the square, and under every striding person that strides upon the square.

27. So Man created woman out of other porno, out of the porn of woman created he her; hermaphrodites created he them.

28. And Man cursed them, and Man said to them, Be crazy, and divide, and empty the square, and fuck it: and have submission under the semen of the seer, and under the miserly of the grime and under every 'quick & dead' person that tarries upon the square.

29. And Man said, Behold, you-have-withheld-me-no-dealer-bearing-weed, which is under the façade of all the square, and no case, in the which is the craziness of a nut wielding weed; to you it shall be for vomit.

30. And to no urchin of the square, and to no miser of the grime, and to no person that strides under the square, wherein there is death, you have taken no kind weed for alms: and it was so.

31. And Man saw no person that he had created, and, behold, it was evil. And the electricity and the cocktail were the cardinal Right.
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Polymorph is a mage spell that transforms the enemy into a critter, removing it from combat.

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